- Tyra Ferrell, Poetic Justice
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fuschia. Indigo. black. mahogany. gold.
8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.
I hate that these look good.
i can’t figure out how to feel about this. hahahaha.
I am confused by the blood comment but um I want one of these so badly????
the things people cum up with nowadays
and then your roomate accidentally walks in and you have a chocolate bar up your vagina, and she says one of the following
so I was right. you do like them chocolate.
with or without nuts?
Willy Wonka took my friend’s virginity…
love is bittersweet.
*snickers* chocotwat. (see what I did there? snickers)
Is that sponsored by the chocolate rain guy?
where are the red velvet handcuffs?
*nickname from now on is cocoabean*
you had a craving for devils food, I see.
I see you found something your fondant about.
*sings candyshop while walking out*